Friday, October 5, 2007

Cute Quotes

Cute Quotes


A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for


Cute quotes by Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.


Cute quotes by Robert Frost


A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.


Cute quotes by Winnie the Pooh


A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.


Cute quotes by Joseph Conrad 1857-1924, Polish-born British Novelist


A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.


Cute quotes by Buster Keaton


A day without laughter is a day wasted.


Cute quotes by Charlie Chaplin


A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.


Cute quotes by George Eliot 1819-1880, British Novelist


A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.


Cute quotes by Don Herold


A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.


Cute quotes by Horace BC 65-8, Italian Poet


A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.


Cute quotes by Fredrich


A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know.


Cute quotes by Jeanne Bourgeois


A lawful kiss iz never worth a stolen one.


Cute quotes by Unknown

A man can tolerate a woman who doesn’t laugh; what his vanity, immediately rejects is a woman who laughs at what he considers the wrong times.


Cute quotes by Unknown

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.


Cute quotes by Raymond Hitchcock


A rich man's joke is always funny.


Cute quotes by Thomas Edward Brown


Action to be effective must be directed to clearly conceived ends.


Cute quotes by Jawaharlal Nehru


Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.


Cute quotes by Mark Twain


All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.


Cute quotes by Unknown

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.


Cute quotes by Lenny Bruce


All that I love loses half its pleasure if u r not there to share it.


Cute quotes by Unknown

All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.


Cute quotes by Lucius Annæus Seneca


Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.


Cute quotes by Mark Twain


Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.


Cute quotes by Wystan Hugh Auden


An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.


Cute quotes by Washington Irving


An old man in love is like a flower in winter


Cute quotes Portuguese Proverb


Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.


Cute quotes by Albert Einstein (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)


Art isn’t a handicraft, it is a transmission of feeling, the artist has experienced.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Backward, turn backward, Oh Time, in your flight; Make me a child again, just for tonight.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.


Cute quotes by Dr. Seuss


Beauty is altogether in the eyes of the beholder.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Beauty is its own excuse for being.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Beauty is the child of love.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Beauty is the lover's gift.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.


Cute quotes by Joan Rivers


Cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both live


Cute quotes by Unknown

Comedy is a tragedy plus time.


Cute quotes by Carol Burnett American Television Comedian


Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.


Cute quotes by Jack Handey


Definitely a lot more girlz having pink & with their ribbons in their hair, ... It'z cute. Thy seem like thy're all getting started. It'z nice 2 know thy're out there watching us.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.


Cute quotes by Winnie the Pooh


Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.


Cute quotes by Charles M. Schulz (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)


Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.


Cute quotes by Marsha Norman


Every time a child says,” I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Everything ends in songs.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.


Cute quotes by Unknown

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there Is wasting his time.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Friendship iz da only cure 4 hatred, tda only guarantee of peace.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.


Cute quotes by David Seabury American Doctor, Author


Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.


Cute quotes by Erma Bombeck (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)


Half our life iz spent trying 2 find something 2 do with the time we have rushed through life trying 2 save.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Happiness is like coke-something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.


Cute quotes by Unknown

Happiness is not a goal, but a way of life.


Cute quotes by Anonymous


Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.


Cute quotes by Martin Luther King


Having nothing, nothing can you lose


Cute quotes by Unknown

He laughed like an irresponsible foetus.


Cute quotes by Thomas Stearns Eliot


His laughter tinkled among the teacups.


Cute quotes by Thomas Stearns Eliot


History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.


Cute quotes by Winston Churchill


How it is possible to imagine that a religion breathing the spirit of mercy and benevolence, teaching the forgiveness of injuries, the exercise of charity, and the return of good for evil, can be so perverted as to breathe the spirit of slaughter and persecution, of discord and vengeance, for differences of opinion, is a most unaccountable and extraordinary phenomenon. Still more extraordinary, that it should be the doctrine, not of base and wicked men merely seeking to cover up their own misdeeds, but of good men, seeking the way of salvation with uprightness of heart and purpose. It affords a melancholy proof of the infirmity of human judgment, and teaches a lesson of humility from which spiritual pride may learn meekness, and spiritual zeal a moderating wisdom.


Cute quotes by Joseph Story


Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.


Cute quotes by Constance Rourke 1885-1941, American Author


Humor is a prelude to faith and Laughter is the beginning of prayer.


Cute quotes by Reinhold Niebuhr


Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.


Cute quotes by Dick Clark


Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.


Cute quotes by Roman Gary


Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.


Cute quotes by Langston Hughes


Hysterias, trench confessions, laughter out of dead bellies.


Cute quotes by Ezra Pound


I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.


Cute quotes by Samuel Johnson


I can last two months on a good compliment.


Cute quotes by Mark Twain


I did not know I loved you until I heard myself telling so, for one instance I thought, 'Good God, what have I said?' and then I knew it was true.


Cute quotes by Bertrand Russell


I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.


Cute quotes by Unknown

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.


Cute quotes by Abraham Lincoln


I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.


Cute quotes by Linda Ellerbee


I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.


Cute quotes by Groucho Marx


I know you by heart - You're so much a part of me I know you by heart - Can't you see It's no wonder I can love you the way that I do I can finish any sentence you start I know you by heart.


Cute quotes by Bette Midler


I laugh because I must not cry.


Cute quotes by Abraham Lincoln


I used 2 want 2 be tall & then I thought, 'If I were tall, then people would say I was pretty & not cute.' And then I realized tat there r worse things than being called cute.


Cute quotes by Unknown

I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes; nor would I be content with converting my tears, invited by my agonized self, into calm. It is my fervent hope that my whole life on this earth will ever be tears and laughter.


Cute quotes by Kahlil Gibran



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