Arthur Baer Quotes
- A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
- A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
- A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
- Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
- If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
- It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
- Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
- She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
- An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
- Hello! We heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.
- It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
- Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.
- He was so ugly, the last time I saw him he was the top of a totem pole in
- She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
- You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.
- If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.
- He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures - the director always yelled.
- He writes dialogues by cutting monologues in two.
- It arrived by first-class mail in second-class condition.
- He was thrown out trying to steal second; his head was full of larceny but his feet were honest.
- A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
- It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
- She was always crying; in fact, she wept so much she made everybody's corns ache.
- The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
- I paused like a woodpecker at timber line.
- He had insomnia so bad that he couldn't sleep when he was working.
- You can take a boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of a boy.
- If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
- Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- How much would you charge to haunt a house?
- It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of a rope.
- A good neighbour is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence but doesn't climb over it.
- She was a brunette by birth, but a blonde by habit.
- He was born silly and had a relapse.
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