Saturday, July 12, 2008

Quotes by Bugs Baer (9 January 1886 – 17 May 1969)

Bugs Baer Quotes


- If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

- If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

- It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

- It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

- She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

- The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

- There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

- Cobb stopped off on the way to the ballpark to have his spikes honed.

- DiMaggio could have done all of his hitting in a chimney . . .

- He had the greatest day since Lizzie Borden got 2 for 2 in Fall River, Massachusetts.

- He would climb a mountain to take a punch at an echo.

- His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

- McGraw wouldn't pay that for a kid who could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

- Pratt slid home on his surname.

- World Series week indicates that baseball is one of America's major disturbances.

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